Even if you are a subscriber, you may have never even noticed that a majority of that week’s page numbers were just a little different. The bright yellow Saleen Raptor show car on the front page stole the show but BMW, who also took out a whole page ad on page one, was trying to get your attention in a completely different way.
The March 24th edition was 48 pages long and as is normal was marked with page numbers for quick thumbing. The interesting part is that out of those 48 pages, 31 of them use the page number to offer little bits of information (sometimes useless, sometimes funny) about the new 1 Series. The only pages not marked had ads for other companies on them. The advertising ploy is obscure but in line with the approach BMW has publicly announced they are taking for the new baby-BMW. Subliminal. Maybe we’re blind or spent too much time staring at the Saleen on the cover, but it took a few days to notice the small but sometimes funny additions. Exactly the point.
If you missed it.. here’s each of the tiny little page-by-page quips, starting on page 4. Some are cute, some informative, and some are a bit of a reach.
4: Total number of comfortable seats in the all-new BMW 1 Series
5: Number of spokes on the cast alloy wheels of the all-new BMW 1 Series
6: Number of gears in the all-new BMW 1 Series
7: Number of features on the all-new BMW 1 Series’s on-board computer
8: Average number of hours people waste sleeping when they could be driving the all-new BMW 1 Series
9: Number of colors with which you can customize your all-new BMW 1 Series
10: Number of speakers surrounding you in the all-new BMW 1 Series
11: Diameter in inches of the front brake rotors on the all-new BMW 1 Series
12: Number of months in a year perfect for driving the all-new BMW 1 Series
13: Cubic feet of trunk space in the all-new BMW 1 Series
14: Gallons of fuel the all-new BMW 1 Series can hold
15: Number of minutes the all-new 300-hp BMW 135i Coupe will cut off your work commute
16: Size of wheels in inches on the all-new BMW 128i Convertible
17: Size of wheels in inches on the all-new BMW 128i Coupe
18: Size of wheels in inches on the all-new BMW 135i Coupe
19: Number of minutes the valets will fight over who gets to park your all-new BMW 1 Series
20: How many times your pulse will increase as your shift gears in the all-new BMW 1 Series
21: Temperature that is officially too cold to have the top down on the all-new BMW 1 Series
22: Official day in March the all-new BMW 1 Series Coupe will be available
23: Number of presets on an HD Radio in the all-new BMW 1 Series
37: Inches of headroom in the rear of the all-new BMW 1 Series
38: Inches of headroom in the front of the all-new BMW 1 Series
39: Number of road trips you will take the first year you own the all-new BMW 1 Series
40: Number of years since the all-new BMW 1 Series’s inspiration-the BMW 2002- was introduced
41: Inches of legroom in the front of the all-new BMW 1 Series
42: Milliseconds it takes from seeing the all-new BMW 1 Series to wanting one
44: Number of seconds it takes to open and then close the top on the all-new BMW 1 Series Convertible
45: The SPF sunblock you should use while driving the all-new BMW 1 Series Convertible
46: Number of cars you’ll pass the first day you own the powerful all-new BMW 1 Series
47: Times a day you will regret it if you don’t buy the all-new BMW 1 Series
48: Number of months your all-new 1 Series is covered under BMW’s Ultimate Service plan
Innovative, tacky, or cute? Leave a comment and let us know what you think.
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